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Scene Around: Looking A lot Like a Wild Christmas Time

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Leaving the holiday party scene
Photo/Joanne Mitchell Formisano

By the looks of a recent unintended holiday roadside attraction, it’s beginning to look a lot like a Christmas party gone bad.

With Frosty the Snowman (or his twin brother) on the lamb somewhere in the Rumson-Fair Haven area, a couple of soldiers and Santa seemed to have hooted and hollered the night away, taking in a little too much spirit and knocking the wind out of their, well, party hearty steam … or something.

To be sure, the evidence was in at the Ridge Road scene: “Looks like another wild night over at Privetera’s Nursery,” said Fair Havenite Joanne Mitchell Formisano, who captured the moment. “Cops showed up and arrested Frosty the snowman on drunk and disorderly charges. Poor guy will be a puddle in the morning.”

That’s just speculation by one witness, though. The investigation is ongoing. Lots of questions remain unanswered.

Just who supplied the blow-ups with booze? Was it booze that did this or some other sort of spirit? Ghost of Christmas present? Did Frosty leave the scene of a wild party? Is he really in the hoosegow? There’s bound to be trouble getting prints. No one here has them. Only mittens. And just where were YOU at the time of the crime?

In case you didn’t know, hosting an ornament party can land you in big trouble with the long arm of the law. Please report Frosty sightings to us and your friendly local Christmas police.

We’d suggest bringing him a strong cup of coffee if you spot him, but you might slip in the resulting Frosty puddle and be mistaken for disorderly in his camouflage. Double holiday trouble.

Then again, this could be a murder investigation. Some party hooligan just may have dismembered Frosty for some ice cold cocktails. Cold blooded.

Send us your anonymous Frosty sighting pics and information. We’ll keep it under his lid.

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